Welcome to OT 2014 everyone, and SGB is your humor-leader so far. In Holt v. Hobbs, during an extended riff on whether any prisoner actually smuggled a weapon in his beard, Justice Breyer laid down the funny:

JUSTICE BREYER: No. There are a lot of  things we’ve never found that might be there and I’ll refrained from mentioning them. You see them on television, a lot of weird programs from time to time.

(Laughter.)

Now my mind will wander–what programs is Justice Breyer watching…