The HealthCare.Gov Toll-Free Number Spells Out 1-800-FUCKYO or 1-800-ETAXYO

October 2nd, 2013’s Toll-Free number is 1-800-318-2596.

The #1 has no letter value for my post-T9 friends.

If you skip it, it actually spells out 1-800-3(F) 8(U) 2(C) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O). Or 1-800-FUCKYO. Courtesy of Hot Air.

Or, I found that it can also spell out 1-800-3(E) 8(T) (2)A 9(X) Y 6(O), or 1-800ETAXYO. After all, the mandate is a tax collected electronically.

I think this an ObamaCare Rorschach test. It’s Unprecedented.