A friend of Facebook, reacting to the story of the Rabbis growing wheat in the dry Arizona desert where it would never be exposed to rain (yes, true story), proposed a Jewish satire site called The Onion Bagel. I offer these headlines:

Matzah agrees, it tastes like crap

Scientists predict “Peak Guilt” is near, mothers worry about rationing

With Obamacare raising costs, fewer going to Medical School, mothers complain

Rabbi seen popping M&Ms during Yom Kippur break

Mother-in-law drops passive aggressiveness, and finally comes out and says it: “I don’t like my son-in-law”

Mezuzah tired of being molested

Everyone agrees: Justice Ginsburg, stop being so darn cute!