North Korean Missiles Headed For Texas?

March 29th, 2013

From the UK Telegraph, it seems that Kim Jong Number One is aiming for Austin.

The photos appeared in the state-run Rodong newspaper and were apparently taken at an “emergency meeting” early on Friday morning. They show Kim signing the order for North Korea’s strategic rocket forces to be on standby to fire at US targets, the paper said, with large-scale maps and diagrams in the background.

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un ordered strategic rocket forces to be on standby to strike US and South Korean targets at any time (EPA)

The images show a chart marked “US mainland strike plan” and missile trajectories that the NK News web site estimates terminate in Hawaii, Washington DC, Los Angeles and Austin, Texas.

Is he using an iMac??

He must’ve been sad he missed SXSW or something. I’m pretty sure the revelers on 6th Street wouldn’t even notice.