I swear, I am not making this up.

A member of Congress has introduced a bill to eliminate the Snooki Tax. You know, the 10% excise tax on tanning. And guess where said Representative is from.

I’ll give you a hint. It begins with Staten and ends in Island. Yes, representative Mike Grimm has introduced a bill to do just that.

This is his crowning legislative achievement. And a very good is a Legislative Assistant on his staff. Unbelievable.