DJ Pauly D would be very proud of the Secret Service agents who hired the escort:

One of the agents tried to brush off his girl, the single mother of a 9-year-old son known as Dania, the next morning with only $28 in cab fare. She caused a ruckus, demanding her full payment, so  cops got involved and word reached the US Embassy.

By the way, I am about 3 months into Rosetta Stone in Spanish. I would highly recommend it.