OWS Resembles South Park

October 28th, 2011

Remember the South Park where Cartman buys the amusement park for himself, but then people start sneaking in, so he has to hire a security guard to keep people out, but then he has to pay the security guard, so he charges admission for entry to pay the security guard, and you know how the story goes.

Well now it seems that OWS is using security guards to keep out the outsiders (wow, who the hell do you have to be to be excluded by the drum circlers?)

Organizers took other steps to police the squatters, who they said were lured in from other parks with the promise of free meals.

A team of 10 security volunteers moved in to the trouble-prone southwest section of Zuccotti Park in a show of force to confront them.

“We’re not going to let some members of this community destroy the whole movement,” a volunteer said.

Some arguments broke out as the security team searched tents — but no violence erupted.

Overall security at the park had deteriorated to the point where many frightened female protesters had abandoned the increasingly out-of-control occupation, security- team members said.

Rumors swirled that one homeless man had pulled a knife in a dispute the night before — and that there had been yet another case of groping.

But protesters and a cop on duty told The Post that most of the crime goes unreported, because of a bizarre “stop snitching” rule.

“What’s happening in there is staying in there,” said the cop.

I love how anarchists who hate government start forming government when they are in anarchy.