Seriously? Someone should tell him to just quit. Just give up. He is wishing destruction on people. This is despicable.
Update: I prefer this tweet:
As all of DC leaves work at the same time, the United States experiences a brief economic recovery.
Update: Looks like this was a hoax. I tried to verify that this was legit, and it looked OK to me last night. Mea culpa. Here is the statement from the Krugman-wannabee.