The Situation’s New Book

November 5th, 2010

On sale now is Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore. Here is an excerpt courtesy of Jezebel, where The Situation discusses “haters”:

Whenever you attempt to do something extraordinary in your life,whenever you put yourself out there in an attempt to succeed and in turn risk falling flat on your face, there are going to be people on the sidelines second-guessing you and making fun of you as a mechanism to disguise their own fear and envy for the life they’re watching you achieve. Those people are called haters. Attention, haters: It’s been a lot longer than fifteen minutes.

Literary masterpiece. This should be mandatory reading in schools nationwide.