Whenever I find a nexus between Jersey Shore and the Law, I blog it. Here is a perfect article from NY Magazine that does just that:

Were you really considering law school at Harvard or Yale?
I said that if got into Harvard or Yale with my LSAT score, then maybe I’d give up on the reality-TV career, but this was back when the show just started. But I didn’t, obviously. It was good enough to get into a good school, but my score was nowhere near that. But the next day after saying that, all these headlines said “Vinny is going to Yale or Harvard!” When I wanted to go to law school, I didn’t really know what lawyers did, and I still didn’t want to be a lawyer. I just wanted the degree, and that still stands. I think it’s very prestigious to have a law degree. You can go into politics, the FBI, Wall Street. I would never rule that out. But I don’t want to be a lawyer. I have a lawyer now, and I see what he does, and it’s not for me.

Vinny negotiated some intimate contracts with Snooki and Angelina this year (though they may violate public policy). I’d say his skills of persuasion are quite effective.

H/T M.