Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Schwartzy,
Grab my kipa, I’m out the door, I’m gonna hit this city
Before I leave, say my prayers with a box on my head
‘Cause when I leave for shabbas, I ain’t coming back

I’m talkin’ generally conservative clothes (clothes)
yarmulkes on our domes (domes)
Jewish moms blowin’ up our phones (phones)
Playin’ his favorite Klezmer CD
Turn off the electricity!
Tryin’ to get everything done before 7:30!

Don’t stop, till I plotz
Rabbi, blow my prayers up
Tonight, I’mma light
Before we see the star’s light
Tick tock on the clock
But the shabbas don’t stop, no

Woah-oh-oh-OY (x2)

Ain’t got a sin in world, but got plenty of prayers
Ain’t got no shekels in my pocket, but I’m already here
And now, the rebbes are lining up cause they hear we got chutzpah
But we kick em to the kotel unless they bringin Moshiach!

I’m talking about everybody getting Jews, Jews
Mom’s tryin’ to marry my sis Sue Sue
Gonna circumcise him if he getting too much, much

Now, now, we go until they guilt us out, out
Or the lubavitch shut us down, down
Lubavitch shut us down, down
Lu-Ba shut us

Don’t stop, till I plotz
Rabbi, blow my prayers up
Tonight, I’mma light
Before we see the star’s light
Tick tock on the clock
But the shabbas don’t stop, no

Woah-oh-oh-OY (x2)

Kipa Tip to YR, AR, and JK