The U.S. Department of Agriculture authored a storybook that aims to introduce children to ChooseMyPlate.gov, a nutritional web site. “The Two-Bite Club” tells the story of a family of cats who eats healthy foods. Including broccoli. I got nothing here. Res ipsa loquitur. Happy Obamacare Day everyone.

See, there’s no mandate on eating broccoli, but a tax on not taking broccoli out of the refrigerator.