No, I’m not talking about All Dogs Go To Heaven. I’m talking about the virtual cloud in the sky.

In the UK, by 2016, all dogs will be required to be microchipped!

Dog owners who refuse to fit Fido with a microchip may someday find themselves fetching a hefty fine, the British government said Wednesday.

All dogs in England will have to be fitted with microchips by 2016, authorities said, meaning that canines across the country will be chasing cars with a tiny circuit embedded in the back of their necks.

Britain’s Environment Department said that the chips would help reunite owners with lost or stolen pets, promote animal welfare and take the pressure off animal shelters.

Big Rover is Barking. Or something like that.