H/T Moin on FB for reminding me of this Gem from Professor Rotunda’s Con Law Class. And if this doesn’t make you laugh, you aren’t studying hard enough:

A zookeeper fed his long-lived dolphins sea gulls, which was the secret to their longevity. One night he was was carrying the gulls, but he had to jump over a sleeping lion, and so he was arrested for transporting gulls across staid lions for immortal porpoises