Snooki Gets Article II, Section 1 of the Constitution

February 8th, 2012

Snooki acknowledges her ineligibility to serve as President, as she was born in Chile, and is not a natural born citizen.

JWoww, last year you tweeted that you were upset that gay marriage wasn’t legal in New York yet. What are you thinking about the current fight to get it legalized in New Jersey?

JWoww: The same [as I thought about gay marriage in New York]. I was living in New York last year and now that I’m living in Jersey, I want the same thing there. My best friend couldn’t get married.

Snooki: I told her to run for president so that everyone could get married. Because I certainly can’t [run for president.]

Indeed, Snooki is smarter than she seems.

What’s the biggest misconception people have about you?

Snooki: That we’re stupid. We’re not stupid. We’re very smart, actually.

Like a Transformer, there’s more than meets the eye—not much though; thankfully MTV blurs out most of what meets the eye.

And what else do I have in common with Snooki? We both have Google Alerts on our name!

Do you read your own press?

Snooki: We have Google alerts!

Jwoww: It’s funny.